so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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