We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
