I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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