Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
soo... how was my night?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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