Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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