So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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