Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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