is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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