The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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