So drunk its hurt
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Im part way to drunk.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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