Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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