Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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