ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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