he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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