i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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