so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Randomize
