just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I love you. Go after that dick
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