That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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