4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I lost the right to judge tonight
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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