How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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