She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I have tasted many bathrooms
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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