these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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