What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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