How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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