um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
