I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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