Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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