Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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