Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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