its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Dick very happy bro
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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