You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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