wake up i wanna do it froggy style
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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