Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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