I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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