i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Randomize
