but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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