the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
