Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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