He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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