He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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