hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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