if you like me you must not know who I am
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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