doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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