We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You should frame my arrest warrant.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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