Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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