Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
