Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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