What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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