I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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