I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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