my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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